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For the “I want everyone to know we’re rock climbers” couple:
Triclops… (a.k.a. Daniel Woods):
We recommend drawing an eye on your neck and wearing a chalky tee.
Try wearing a red tee, rolled up black pants, and standing against walls like you’re on Thank God ledge.
Just wear pink adidas stuff and a Redbull headband.